Dear Keith

 (Im going off track again)
Keith darling, we need to have a talk....

While I whole heartedly applaud you being at Childrens Hospital visiting sick kids,  are your jeans really rolled out/up in those pictures? Im no fashion queen, you can usually find me in a Canucks player t-shirt and jeans, but for real??. I'll send you my grandma's number, she lives in Vancouver, not all that far from Rogers Arena, she will hem your pants for you.

We also need to work on getting you a smaller or different toque, you could hide Chris Pronger up there.