Saturday, March 5, 2011

Puck The Bunnies

Found this when looking through Travel Babbles blog (go check it out girls! you wont be sorry), and had to share. Some have probably seen it, but it's to good not to share for those who haven't


It doesn't need an explanation, it's just awesome.

LYRICS and CHORDS
They'd give a kidney, to get with Sidney [D G]
I'd give an arm to do them harm [A D]
They're so obnoxious and they're so awful [D G]
I wish they would go and watch some baseball [A D]
Because they're so damn stupid and so damn cocky [D A]
But they know next to nothing about hockey [G D A]

Because when Quick blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Toews shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

They're not loyal to any one team [D G]
They're fans of anyone that's winning [A D]
So if the Penguins, have a bad season [D G]
It's hello, Blackhawks or maybe Bruins [A D]
Because they're so damn stupid and so damn cocky [D A]
But they know next to nothing about hockey [G D A]

Because when Fleury blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Talbot shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

They'll go Wild for all of the Lightning [D G]
And say "put in my five hole," to any Red Wing [A D]
They want the Thrashers, Kings, and Flames [D G]
And they're like Predators to the Hurricanes [A D]
Because they're so damn stupid and so damn cocky [D A]
But they know next to nothing about hockey [G D A]

Because when Miller blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Staal shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

Because when Luongo blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Stamkos shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

And they're driving me insane! [G A D]

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